Blackwell and "Teamo of the Year"
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | One last big push on Saturday lads |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | A win and we're league champions |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and we can get smashed here at the Bedford |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Not sure who's available yet, Blackers, and we're carrying some injuries |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and Owen's already serving a 10 match ban for biting a match official |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's a big game |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Just put your availability on Teamo |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Erm Blackwell |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | A few of us.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ...A few of us had a chat and decided we won't use Teamo anymore |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The functionality just isn't there |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who's undroppable, please leave the room - that's you JT, Luke, Alex and, of course, Bacon. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is a fucking betrayal |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | All season it's been like herding pissed up cats |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It's bad enough having to wake Archie up every Saturday morning in time for a game |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Or wondering if Greg'll go to Dubai |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Dubai is for murderers like Nova |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | preying on the poor with his thugs from MRS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | It's so fucking easy - click the green tick - and you're playing....Bastards! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I've enough on my plate with Fulwood losing his shoes every week |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But the Gen Z ers are worried about data protection |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Data Protection? You're gonna need protection, you grovelling weasel, Cam |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Blackwell, I was never spoken to like this at Woking |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We plucked you from their ladies' 4ths, you ungrateful pig |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Go to hell, all of you |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It's hard enough I have to contend with 2 Jurgens.... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | there's a good Webby and a bad Webby, and Alex...... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Well, apparently a 19 year old needs his parent's permission to use a phone |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Can Tom Lees or Boothy play? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | or are they too busy grooming skirt under the guise of coaching |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | most of them are probably lesbians anyway |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | At least Chomet had the sense to go Stateside for some teen girl action |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Teamo is progress |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I like order. I need to know numbers for match teas |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'm the treasurer too, you know! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and Umpiring? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It's an easy fucking course - even Lax can do it and he's borderline special needs. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I just want one weekend where people can wipe their own arses |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And I've got other worries too |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | My sexy centre back, Joe, is joining the fucking Navy |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He'll have an arse like pin cushion covered in blood |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Hattie, he won't have an STI at the front. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At least when we're promoted, someone else'll be in charge.... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Not Tom O'D though - dreadful warmups and a terrible lid. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Who else? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Perhaps Lochie - he's reliable. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I've put my heart and soul into this and you slothful bastards can't be fucked to use the app |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Sod it, I'll be an athlete again and join the over 50s |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least they'll fax me their availability. |